Jokes For Children from the Dance-a-Lotties

What is smarter than a talking horse?

A spelling bee.

What is a prickly pear?

Two hedgehogs.

How does Blossom wear her hair?

In a pony tail.

Why do cows have bells round their necks?

Because their horns don't work.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arch.
Arch who?
Bless you!

How do hedgehogs play leapfrog?

Very carefully.

Why did Blossom cough?

She was a little hoarse. (Horse).

What is Storm and Blossom's favourite TV show?

Neigh-bours.

Why did the caterpillar cross the road?

To see her flat-mate.

What happened to Archie when he was kicked by Storm?

He's in a stable condition.



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Hi Kids! Send us your jokes and if you make Archie laugh we will put your joke on this page. You can send your joke by email or in a letter. Please send one joke in each message, and don't forget to tell us your name and your age. If you would like to send a joke by e-mail click here. If you would like to send your joke in a letter here is the address: Archie's Jokes Dance-a-Lotties PO Box 65-270 Mairangi Bay Auckland New Zealand Don't forget to send us your colouring-in pages and pictures too! Lots of love from Archie and Lottie xxx	What is smarter than a talking horse? A spelling bee. What is a prickly pear? Two hedgehogs. How does Blossom wear her hair? In a pony tail. Why do cows have bells round their necks? Because their horns don't work. Knock knock. Who's there? Arch. Arch who? Bless you! How do hedgehogs play leapfrog? Very carefully. Why did Blossom cough? She was a little hoarse. (Horse). What is Storm and Blossom's favourite TV show? Neigh-bours. Why did the caterpillar cross the road? To see her flat-mate. What happened to Archie when he was kicked by Storm? He's in a stable condition.